The Myth of Progress

We’re now two years removed from the firing of Louis van Gaal, and subsequent hiring of Jose Mourinho. In that time, we’ve experienced the joys of titles, and the lows of…everything else. The fabled “second season” was supposed to hail in the best of what Mourinho United can offer. It ended in failure.Jose and Jones
The 2018 FA Cup Final is the latest addition to a sorry list of inexcusable failures currently mounting at Jose Mourinho’s doorstep. His hiring was advertised as a return to glory for a fallen giant. Despite a truly atrocious start to his second “third season” at Chelsea (leading to his firing), Mourinho was the obvious choice. A man whose name still carries a weight only matched by a few managers worldwide. He is one of the few managers who can truly claim to “guarantee trophies”. That claim should come with a “by whatever means necessary” follow up.
Two years is a very fair time frame to assess the situation. Elite clubs across the globe often find themselves reviewing a manager’s position after two seasons; Manchester United should be no different. The good news, Jose, is that you have a boss absolutely terrified of firing you. The bad news, however, is you’ve made no steps forward from year one to year two. Ouch.
Yes yes, I can already see you punching your comments about how “6th to 2nd is clear progress!” and how “no one would have ever been able to compete with City this year!”. And you’re right…at a very, very basic level. Any other season, and we’d have been looking at a title challenge, maybe even a crown come the end. An increase in 12 points is actually pretty impressive when you think about it (not for too long though, because you’ll realise other teams have done it, and done it better). Just…hear me out before you insult me, yeah?

Financially Irresponsible

The first failure of the Jose Mourinho-era is player recruitment. Fans are quick to point to the gaudy numbers Guardiola has PayPal’d clubs over the last two seasons, but it’s difficult to argue he hasn’t spent them wisely. What they don’t want you to know is Mourinho has spent a small fortune himself. And it has not been wise.
I touched upon United’s shifting recruitment policy a couple of years back, and you can brush up here, but it’s amazing to me that how relevant that actually is today.
Of Mourinho’s 8 signings, 3 started in the 2018 FA Cup: Paul Pogba, Alexis Sanchez, and Nemanja Matic. Of Mourinho’s 8 signings, 6 remain at the club. Zlatan Ibrahimovic has retired to America. Henrikh Mkhitaryan was used as a means to gain Sanchez. His big money centre back signings (Eric Bailly and Victor Lindeloff) didn’t make an appearance in the final. Romelu Lukaku made a cameo, despite being clearly hindered by injury.
Conversely, of Guadiola’s 14 signings, 9 played consistent, meaningful football in their pursuit of the title, and an additional 1 spent most of this season injured. The remaining 4 players are a promising young winger, a back up goalkeeper, a player on loan, and one who has left. You would imagine what players he adds to his squad will be players that will positively impact an already powerful side.

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Lukaku has largely shown his worth over the last season. Pogba, not so much

As rumours fly of a further £300-500 million cash injection, it’s worth asking whether it’s actually worth giving him the cash to make his signings? Based on the evidence presented to us, he only trusts half of his own signings (Lukaku would have started if not for injury) in a cup final. The region of anywhere between £60-80 million was spent on two centre backs, of which he is clearly showing buyers remorse towards. His inability to get the best, consistently, from our club record signing, as well as our reportedly highest earner, should raise massive concerns over his transfer policy. The reality is only 2 of Mourinho’s remaining signings have truly benefited from his tutelage.
Despite hundreds of millions of pounds being spent on undeniably fine talent, United are no closer to looking like a complete unit than they were 5 years ago. Still horribly unbalanced, still in requirement of at least one player up the spine, and a pair to play the full back positions. Of course, some of these issues wouldn’t exist if he wasn’t so stubborn.

He F****ng Hates Me

Which brings us to part two: man management and coaching. Jose Mourinho is a winner, there is no doubt about it. Work with him, and you’re more likely than not to add at least one medal to your mantlepiece. Unless you execute his will to a T, however…well you better have a bag packed.
The first big casualty of Jose Mourinho’s Manchester United was the aforementioned Henrikh Mkhitaryan. Barely 18 months from his move to the biggest club in the world, Mkhitaryan was moved on. Mourinho had started and dropped Mkhitaryan repeatedly over the course of his time at Old Trafford, seemingly unable to get the most out of his midfield Armenian. When he saw an opportunity to solidify the position, he swiftly moved on the hot and cold attacking midfielder. Mkhitaryan wasn’t the right player for what Mourinho wanted to achieve, and was given little on field opportunity to become that player.

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Mkhitaryan’s 18 month stint in Manchester was cut short when Alexis Sanchez became available

I bring this up because it’s a story we’re seeing play out across multiple players. Luke Shaw, formerly the most expensive teenager in the game, has seen a smattering of opportunities to prove himself as a worthy starter. From day one, Mourinho’s distrust of Shaw has been evident, and has led to public shaming of a player barely recovered from a horrific leg break. Shaw has been called out by Mourinho in conferences, in post match interviews, and has extended to the shameful “half time sub”, despite providing an attacking option United fans have craved.
Marcus Rashford and Anthony Martial are receiving the same treatment. Both players have shown immense promise over their careers so far, scoring vital goals in cup semi finals, against local and historic rivals, and provide pace and directness that became synonymous with United throughout history. Both players have been relegated to support and cameo appearances. Rashford only started the 2018 Cup Final because of an injury to Lukaku. Neither player can be happy with the way their careers have stalled.
The problem with this method of management is that you’re putting your players in a position where they can’t take chances. Rashford and Martial are instinctual players. They’re both direct, and at their best when running at the defence. That style of play will yield moments of glory (Martial vs Liverpool, Rashford vs City), but will inevitably lead to loss of possession. Both players need the room to play their games, yes, but the room to make mistakes without fear of being dropped for weeks at a time, or worse; being publicly lambasted by their manager. When you don’t play someone for a few weeks, you cannot expect them to hit the ground running. You can expect them to try to over think things in an attempt to impress, instead of doing the simple things. This is what we see with Rashford, Martial, and Shaw, every time they’re in the starting 11.

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You just know both of these lads are going to ball the moment they leave

Similarly, the baffling decision to drop, then, Fans Player of the Year, Ander Herrera, for the start of this season. A midfield three of Matic, Herrera, and Pogba, logically, made the most sense to a lot of people. Herrera has played the least amount of league games this season since joining the club.
Jose Mourinho does not have the time, or patience, to allow something to grow. It simply isn’t in his nature to try to coax the best from a player. If they aren’t performing, they aren’t for him. What we’ve seen since, is players flourishing away from the spotlight of Old Trafford. Mkhitaryan fit into the Arsenal set up seamlessly, and put in a series of good performances before being hit by injury. Memphis Depay has set Ligue 1 alight, with 23 goals and 16 assists in all competitions, helping Lyon back into the Champions League. Adnan Januzaj, never given a kick under Mourinho, has made the preliminary squad for Belgium’s World Cup campaign, and is a nice bet to make the 23.
Realistically, over two seasons, you’re looking at Jesse Lingard as the only player, really, to have improved under Jose Mourinho. Lingard has put together his best season, production wise, this season, which has gone a long way to cementing him as a starter at the club, and a certain to play a key role in England’s latest summer disappointment. Honestly, if you can name any more, let me know, because I’m stumped.

Boring, Boring United

A lack of clear plan transfer-wise, and the lack of trust in half your players, culminates in, arguably, the greatest crime of them all: atrociously dull, un-adventurous, predictable football. All words you should never associate with Manchester United.
Addressing the “dull” part is easy. “Dull” is subjective. Mourinho spoke before the Cup Final of how he finds tight 1-0 wins more enjoyable than 5 or 6-0 wins, because it suggests excitement. And it does…to a certain degree. If you nick a 1-0 win off Manchester City in the last moments, you’re going to enjoy that far more than blowing West Ham away 4-0, for example. If you labour to a 1-0 win against relegation threatened Southampton, however, the fans are going to be less forgiving.
They’ll start to revolt when they see Tottenham Hotspur playing attractive, expansive football on a fraction of the budget. When they start to wish they played like City and Liverpool play, you’ve done something wrong.
We’re told repeatedly that United don’t only expect to win, but they expect to win a certain way. I can count on one hand the amount of times we’ve won that certain way since Ferguson retired. Maybe two of those wins came under Mourinho. The thing is, it was always going to be this way. Jose Mourinho’s sides have been notorious for being boring and predictable. Jose Mourinho’s biggest positive is that he will win by any means necessary, that is a fundamental clash with everything United stand for. He tried it at Real Madrid, and it was met with the same backlash.

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Probably the last time Mourinho was actually interesting. This was 2004.

Keep it tight, and put the focus on the big man up top. A game plan that wins you games when you have a Didier Drogba, or a Zlatan Ibrahimovic, even Romelu Lukaku. It doesn’t work with a smaller, shiftier Marcus Rashford. His unwillingness to adapt to the talent he has helped assemble is baffling. Can you expect Rashford to hold the ball up, when his game is predominantly pace and little strength? The answer is no, you can’t, and yet that is how he set up for the Cup Final.
Jose Mourinho came into the public eye playing the underdog with a Porto side far inferior to the opposition they defeated on their way to the Champions League title. He carried that style of play with him to multiple Premier League titles and an eventual Treble with Inter Milan. Between 2002 and 2010, he won every trophy you could possibly win for his respective clubs. Football adapted. Yes, he won La Liga, but he couldn’t get one of the most expensive sides in the world over the line in Europe. Yes, he returned to England and won more trophies with both Chelsea and United, but he ended his reign in Chelsea with them languishing in the bottom half. Post-2010, the world has Jose Mourinho figured out, and I’d say he’s at least 5 years too late to re-adjust to it.

Expected Greatness, Got Mediocrity

Finally, the statistics to back everything up. At surface level, there is a considerable improvement between 2016/17 and 2017/18. Surface level doesn’t tell half the story. I gave it some stick when I first heard they were calculating “expected goals” (xG for short), but, understanding it, it’s actually a very useful way of predicting what a side is going to look like in the coming weeks and months, and how good they *actually are*. xG calculates the probability of a goal being scored based on the location of the initial shot, the player taking it, which area of the goal the shot was destined for, and the quality of opposition. You’re then given a percentage chance of whether the goal would be scored under normal circumstances (10% chance is presented as 0.100, for example), and it’s all added up from there. It must be added that these results can’t take into account whether a player is injured, whether the side are fatigued, etc. they’re just a guideline to add more context. Regardless, the results aren’t promising.
Using statistics from understat.com, it’s clear that, despite two years of overseeing the playing staff, both current and incoming, there has been little to no improvement in Manchester United’s on field play. Based on xG points alone, United should have finished this season in 6th, with 62 points. For context, xG predicted United to finish on 71 points last season, not a million miles from their final total.

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The xG table. 6th place. Jose’s got us playing the way United should…

Dig a little deeper and things become even less enjoyable. xG goals: 59, xG conceded goals: 43. In reality, United scored 68 and conceded 28. We’ve often wondered where we would be without the superhuman-like performances of David de Gea, and xG is providing us with an idea: 6th place, 19 points worse off.
BUT WHAT DOES THIS ALL MEAN?!? You cry behind your phone or laptop. It means, dear reader, United have overachieved. Significantly. Around £300million spent over two years, and United have are being considered overachievers. That is about as shocking an indictment as can be made against Jose Mourinho. Under normal circumstances, 81 points would be considered a valiant title challenge. Unfortunately, under normal circumstances, United wouldn’t be close to that challenge.

Is there any hope?

The idea of progress under Jose is nothing but a fallacy at this point. His signings aren’t panning out the way they should, this ability to properly handle his players is seriously questionable at best, and his on field product is unsustainable to say the very least. Given everything we’ve seen, I have no reason to believe Jose Mourinho has the ability to get the right players in to make the charge expected of him. Some fans have speculated that the resignation of Rui Faria, coupled with the promotion of Keiran McKenna from the Under 18s, whose side won the 18th Professional Development League, and adding Michael Carrick to his coaching staff, we could expect a change in philosophy, and an openness to new ideas. He is on record as saying he likes to “shape them (coaches) into my way of thinking.”, so there goes that idea.

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Please help fix this, Michael

So the choices, as far as I can see, are clear: cut loose, and nab a manager playing sustainable, “attractive” football, who is currently on a smaller budget, with the scope to succeed at a bigger club (Mauricio Pochettino has solidified Spurs a statistical top 3 side with a fraction of Jose’s millions), or face a regression to the mean. With City and Liverpool strengthening further, Spurs’ young stars maturing further, and both Arsenal and likely Chelsea heading in a new managerial direction, it’s a case of adapt accordingly, or be left behind, again. 6th place doesn’t have a nice feel to it. There’s a risk that it’ll be a feeling you’ll have to get used to.

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Manchester United: A 2016-17 Season Preview…sorta

A week before the start of the 2016-17 edition of the Premier League, and United fans are no closer to knowing what sort of product they will enjoy/endure (delete as applicable) over the course of the next 9 months. Despite radical changes being made to the coaching staff, as well as new additions to the playing staff, all of which SHOULD yield positive steps in the coming months and years, a pre-season that descended into farce will leave fans, somewhat understandably, concerned. Over the course of 4 games, going into the Community Shield, United managed to dispatch 2 infinitely inferior sides, with relative ease, beating Wigan Athletic 2-0, and Galatasaray 5-2. “Not bad”, you might think. Maybe, but you have to remember Wigan are a shell of the side that were once commonplace in the Premier League, and Galatasaray actually failed to qualify for any European competition last season. Still, 7-2 over 2 games is pretty decent, and regardless of the opposition, pre-season is about one thing and one thing only: fitness.
A successful pre-season can help create a positive atmosphere in the dressing room, and some much needed momentum, going into the new season. While this isn’t necessarily true in every case (some of the van Gaal-era’s best football was played on successive US tours), I would like to draw attention to the stark contrast in Chelsea’s title winning campaign of 2014-15, and last seasons worst. title. defence. ever.: in the lead up to winning the title, Chelsea contested 10 pre-season ties, winning 7, and losing 2. The following season, Chelsea played in 4, and failed to win a single game, even shipping four goals to the MLS’ very own New York Red Bulls. A small pool size, granted, but there is evidence to suggest a good pre-season is positively influential to the season.
Which brings us to the 2 United failed to win; a 4-1 loss to Borussia Dortmund, and a 0-0 in Wayne Rooney’s testimonial vs Everton. Again, only friendlies. But these are the level of sides that United will expect to test them in the forthcoming season. And it doesn’t look great.
I digress; they’re only friendlies. And we shouldn’t take too much from these games. Dortmund was a played with several notable names omitted from selection, and Everton was all about raising money for Rooney’s foundation. Performances will always be critiqued, however, and it’s difficult to look past such lackluster showings from the sides, in all areas of the pitch.mourinho touchline
Mourinho patrols the touchline during Wayen Rooney’s Testimonial (Image Source)

Fortunately for Jose and his red army, there is another pre-season game to be contested. While *officially* a competitive fixture, the Community Shield is little more than a glorified friendly, and while Mourinho and Ranieri will claim they want to win it and it’s an event and blah blahhh blahhhhhhhh, the focus will be on making sure no one gets injured.

And so I ask a question: what should we be expecting of Manchester United in 2016-17? Over the past 3 years, expectations have been tampered to the point in which, in the business end of last season, we were ready to celebrate 4th place like it actually means something. For the past 3 years we’ve been coaxed into the notion that top four is good enough, and, despite only achieving that goal once over those 3, and spending nigh on £400 million(ish) in the same amount of time, United seem to be no closer to adding to 20 previous title wins. To (sort of) answer my question: it’s impossible to know what we should expect. Of course we SHOULD be challenging for the title – young players have had a summer to continue to grow, we’ve hired a man who, for all his faults, does know how to succeed in England, and have shown far more focus in the transfer market than in any of the seasons following Sir Alex’s retirement. United SHOULD be primed for a season of competing for success on all fronts. Then again, we said that last year.
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Henrikh Mkhitaryan glides through the Wigan Athletic back line (Image Source)

On paper, mind, United are stronger than last season. No major names have departed the club (yet), and some pretty big deals have been added to the fold. If you’d said to me at the end of last season “next season, you’ll have added Erid Bailly, Henrikh Mkhitarian, Zlatan Ibrahimovic, and maybe Paul Pogba”, I’d have said “who’s Eric Bailly?” While surely not expected to be an instant starter, Bailly has time on his side, and will surely be seen as the full time partner of Chris Smalling in the near future. Mkhitarian joins off the back of a season in which he scored or assisted on 34 occasions at Dortmund last season. United will be hoping that he, in conjunction with Zlatan, who scored 47 goals in all competitions for PSG last season, Marcus Rashford, and Anthony Martial, will put an end to the horror show United suffered in front of goal last season. As for Paul Pogba…we’ll discuss that some other time.

So what can be considered a good season for United? Personally, I expect this side to challenge. For too long have we been on the bubble, now HAS to see the end of all those years of hurt. Top 3 is an absolute must, but within 5 points of top by May is my bare minimum. Despite seeing nothing to suggest this is possible for this side, this is what I would consider a successful season. Cups are impossible to predict, but I fully expect Mourinho to lift one this season (Charity Shield doesn’t count, Moyesy). As for Europa League; I’m not fussed for it, unless we reach the Quarter Finals. Use it as a platform for the younger lads to get time, and go from there.

This season cannot be the same free ride van Gaal got in his first year; just because we’re not in the Champions League, doesn’t mean we shouldn’t expect anything less than the best. Luckily, we appear to have grasped this. And, I predict, we’ll enjoy a, long overdue, season to remember.

 

Preview: FA Cup Final – United vs Crystal Palace

For the first time since 2007, Manchester United will travel to Wembley Stadium in  pursuit of a, now record leveling, 12th FA Cup title. Only Arsenal can boast more victories than United in the Cup, having both equaled, and then broken, that record over the last two seasons. United will be hoping to come away from a truly disappointing season with at least something to smile about.

The FA Cup has proven to be something of a saving grace for Louis van Gaal. Going into the last game of the season knowing 4th position was all but out reach, many other clubs may have cut ties and moved onto another manager with another approach to things. United’s progress in the famous cup has given King Lou something of a stay of execution. Success in the FA Cup may well give him another season to implement his philosophy.

United’s path to the Final has been one navigated with minimal difficulty.  A 1-0 win over Sheffield United in the Third Round, courtesy of a 93rd minute Wayne Rooney penalty, led to a trip to Pride Park on a Friday night, and a 3-1 victory over hosts Derby County in the Fourth Round. Shrewsbury Town were dispatched 3-0 in the Fifth, and United faced their first Premier League opposition in West Ham United in the Sixth Round. United looked down and out when Dimitri Payet dispatched one of his trademark free kicks, however United equalized 7 minutes from time thanks to boy wonder Anthony Martial. A replay at Upton Park saw fireworks as United’s OTHER boy wonder, Marcus Rashford, buried from outside the box, and the human chest himself, Marouane Fellaini, smuggled a second moments later. A late charge from the Irons yielded a consolation, but United hung on, and a trip to Wembley was on the cards.
Everton were all that stood in United’s way, and early signs were that United would not only see safe passage through to the final, but would embarrass the Toffees in the process. Fellaini picked up where he left off by scuffing his effort past Joel Robles, and United led 1-0 at half time. Then, pandemonium. Everton earned a penalty, which gave David de Gea the perfect opportunity to save United for the 1800th in April, however he could nothing about the Chris Smalling own goal which leveled the tie. United looked rattled, but survived wave after wave of Everton attacks. And then, when extra time looked all but certain, the ball fell to Ander Herrera. He was literally wrestled to the ground by Phil Jagielka, but he did not give up. As he fell, he extended his leg ball-wards, and managed to fashion a half chance, which fell to the FIRST boy wonder. The result? See the picture. Bedlam. From the final whistle, to the walk to the station, “TONY MARTIAL CAME FROM FRANCE…”. 92nd Minute. 2-1. Oh how we have toiled for moments like that.

After seeing out a 3 match ban following a fracas that Louis van Gaal described as “only acceptable in sex masochism”, Marouane Fellaini, the oft maligned, yet recently reliable, 8 foot 10 inch chest of a man, is widely expected to start in the centre of the park. In the 3 games Big Felli has missed, United have laboured to a 1-0 win over Norwich, lost 3-2 (after leading 2-1 with 20 minutes left) at West Ham, and are ,at the time of writing, playing out a victory over Bournemouth. One wonders whether United would have been more ready to deal with the physicality of West Ham United with Fellaini in the side, and I’m certain van Gaal laments not having his go-to ball winner available for the run in. He is almost certain to start, after neither Ander Herrera nor Juan Mata have managed to impose themselves on the vacant slot in the centre of the park. Marcos Rojo appears to have picked up an injury in training, and, while he’ll hope to be fit and ready for selection, I certainly do not. Cameron Borthwick-Jackson looks the far more natural left back, and seems more than comfortable whenever he plays. The team almost picks itself, bar one position. In my eyes, the only position worthy of debate is the Right Midfield position. Mata has been deployed there, Lingard is a natural there. My thoughts are that Jesse Lingard will line up at right midfield, with United playing the same Midfield/Forward as the Semi-Final. In all I imagine United will line up as suchLINEUP111463518834380

United’s opposition comes in the form of Crystal Palace, who have seen out a season that threatened to be great, yet fell apart as quickly as it came together. Registering only 2 league wins since Boxing Day, and 12 points in the same period of time, saw Palace go from outsiders for Europa League to relegation candidates in less than a month. As with United, Palace have found the FA Cup to be a welcome distraction from the nightmares of league football. Palace won 2-1 at Southampton in the Third, at 1-0 at home to Stoke in the Fourth, 1-0 and 2-0 at Spurs and Reading in the Fifth and Sixth rounds respectively, before overcoming Watford 2-1 in their Semi Final. Palace will be hoping to win their first major trophy in their 110 year history, and will be keen not see a repeat of their last FA Cup Final. The 1990 FA Cup, against United, no less, ended 3-3 on the day. United won the cup 1-0 in the replay, and Palace have only now managed to match their best ever finish. United managed a 2-0 victory over Palace in their last meeting.

It may be something of a moot point, given it’s a cup final, but for everything we’ve seen this season, to even give van Gaal an argument to stay on this season, this game is a must win. 5th position and a Cup Final is not good enough for a club that has spent close to £250 million over the past 2 years. Nothing but a win will do here. With the rise of Leicester and Spurs this year, Klopp getting a full season at Liverpool, Conte taking over at Chelsea, and Pep Guardiola himself joining the cause at the blue half of Manchester, van Gaal knows that, unless tangible evidence of improvement is shown, he will likely be moved on in favour of a monster he helped create. But that’s for another day…

Kick Off Time: 5.30pm
Venue: Wembley Stadium, London
Referee: Mark Clattenburg
Last 5 Games – United: WLWDW
Last 5 Games – Crystal Palace: LWLWL

Preview: West Ham United vs United

Thank Christ for the FA Cup. After a positively hellish weekend that saw City open up a 4 point gap that may ultimately become a bridge too far for Louis van Gaal’s incompetent soldiers, United have the opportunity to banish the demons of Sunday afternoon only days later. Wednesday evening sees United travel to East London for the replay of the FA Cup Quarter Final, a tie that, should United fail to progress, may well spell the end of the season for the Red Devils.

Amazingly, in circumstances almost parallel to last season, the FA Cup has proven to be something of a welcome distraction. Much has been made, in recent years, of the dwindling relevancy of the competition, compounded by Manchester City opting to field the Under-9’s against Chelsea in the Fourth Round, however it says something for the regard van Gaal holds it in (or the quality of van Gaal’s tenure thus far leading him to believe that literally anything trophy shaped will do his cause justice) when you realise a full strength United side has been played in every round of the competition over two years.

United square up against a West Ham side hot of the heels of a swashbuckling tie against current FA Cup holders Arsenal, coming back from 2-0 down to nab a 3-3 draw that all but ends their top four aspirations. They, like, United, will recognise that they may never have a better opportunity to lift the the famous trophy, with a Semi-Final against outstanding underachievers Everton awaiting the victor of this replay, and a Final against Watford or Crystal Palace for those bold enough to take one step further. In my eyes, the winner of the FA Cup this year will come from the winner of this match.

West Ham have made their final season at the Boleyn Ground one to remember. West Ham have gone toe to toe with England’s finest, and currently sit 6th in the Premier League. As mentioned, West Ham, until recently, were right in the middle of the top-four hunting pack. Like Spurs last week, West Ham have carved themselves into a position where I may well go off on a tangent talking about how wonderful they are. West Ham are truly blessed in that they currently hold the undoubted signing of the season in Dimitri Payet. The outstandingly talented Frenchman signed form Marseille in the summer for to the tune of £11 million(ish), and has ushered in a new era of free-flowing technical football under former Croatian national team coach Slaven Bilic. Payet put West Ham 1-0 up in the initial tie, through a free kick, something that almost goes without saying with the frequency he knocks them in. With Payet, Manuel Lanzini has come from absolutely nowhere to steal my heart in this West Ham side. I could go on; West Ham have gone from a side peddling 19th century football under Sam Allardyce to intricate tiki-taka under Bilic, and they will likely head to their new home at the Olympic Stadium with some form of European Football to look forward to. An FA Cup win would be the cherry atop the finest icing you could possibly buy from a mid-tier supermarket.

Right, onto United. We got tonked by Spurs 3-0, and looked absolutely hopeless doing so. Major questions need to be asked of the tactics employed by van Gaal last weekend. At half time, at 0-0, keeping Spurs at bay with relative comfort, though without creating anything of note, van Gaal opts to replace Marcus Rashford with Ashley Young. A decision I could probably get behind, if he didn’t proceed to deploy United in a makeshift 4-4-2, with Ashley Young and Jesse Lingard as the centre forwards. 4-4-2, with one recognised striker on the pitch, and he’s played on the left wing. A total collapse after man-machine Tim Fosu-Mensah was taken off saw United ship 3 goals in 5 minutes, and a reported dressing room mutiny ensue post-game. United need this more than ever. Failure to dispatch West Ham may see van Gaal’s position become untenable.
How fitting, then, that van Gaal’s captain fantastic has become available mere days before the most important game of our season so far. Wayne Rooney managed an hour for the under-21’s on Monday evening and, by all accounts, didn’t look completely awful. I full believe van Gaal will overlook his policy of having a player go through 18 weeks of rehabilitation post-injury, and Wayne Rooney will lead the line, likely at the expense of young Marcus Rashford.
Given the absolute ineffectiveness of the front-line, I half expect a complete overhaul of the front four that managed just one shot on target against Spurs, save for Martial. Mata, as he often has when deployed there, looks completely wasted on the right wing. Lingard, while speedy, lacks the technical ability to create chances that aren’t telegraphed. Both were largely ineffective on Sunday, and, while Mata was replaced by Memphis, I imagine he’ll get the nod due to his FA Cup scoring record. Herrera would make sense over Lingard. United lack pace in just about every position, but what use is pace if no one uses it? Herrera would add stability to the side, and would at least help us keep the ball away from Payet and company. In all, I imagine we’ll line up like this.LINEUP111460491482975

So often we’ve heard from United players this season how important it is not to dwell on a recent loss, and how we must look forward to the next game. Well, this is it. A season of missteps has led us to this point; if anything is to come of this season, victory is a must. United fans have stood by and witnessed (coming up) 3 totally joyless, trophyless years, without any sign of improvement or success looming. There have been fairly muted calls for him to be moved on among the Old Trafford faithful, however, the man once dubbed King Louis, may well hear demands for the guillotine should progress not be secured. The FA Cup may well prove to be the only chance van Gaal has to win something in England. He must make it count, both for his sake, and ours.